Toxic Pee-Coloured Soak [check]

It's spitting outside and the weather man predicts snow this weekend. I don't intend to do much and i reckon it's going to be a rather quiet one even though Little L is staying the night tomorrow. The controlled temperature keeps me indoors.

But my muscles were really sore since the weekend so i opted for a bath instead of my daily shower. Nothing like lying in ones' dirt to soothe ones' muscles eh? So i bought a packet of bath salts, one which guarantees to soothe sore muscles.

Laundry... [check]
Make bed... [check]
Tidy... [check]
Dishes... [check]
Vacuum... [check]
Clean floor... [check]
Water plants... [check]

I figured the Supermarket can wait for another day. Nothing more to do than to sit back and relax. I had enough of watching TV in German, it's not like i can understand all of it anyway and i'll be honest to say it even sometimes feeds my irritation.

[Thanks Technology for the Mute feature].

Since moving to this part of the world, one definitely feels the pain of the Exchange Rate. Living off a tight budget means placing this packet of magic in my Luxury list. And for 95 cent per pack [and the cheapest available], i'm going to bloody well take advantage of every grain.

I poured half of the orange crystals into the running water, just so i could use the rest some other time.

It smelt nice, interesting to say the least and i was anxious to see whether Kneipp Activ Muscle Bath crystals would really work or was i just another sucker for guarantees in bold type. But the second i started sprinkling it in the steaming tub, the water turned a toxic pee colour!

OMFG!

Suddenly my overactive imagination went into gear. And i wondered whether this is what it feels like for those people with Pee fetishes.

I tried not to think about it and closed my eyes. Thank gawd it smelled decent otherwise i'd be gagging.

RESULTS: Minutes later not only did i smell and feel squeaky clean but my muscle ache had in fact diminished. And although the colour may be deceiving, it did in fact do some kind of magic.