Showing posts with label nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nonsense. Show all posts

Sunday, July 22, 2007

It died-ed trying...

Today is Sunday [the Day to Rest] and where am i? Cross-legged and on my office chair listening to the NRG 6 album mixed by John Ferris on full blast. Feeling exceptionally emo and in need to ruffle up some past thoughts.

I told my client that i'd email her the changes to the 24 page booklet as .pdfs today. But what time exactly... i didn't specify. My start-up disk is full and refuses to save my work... it's damn irritating!

Super procrastination is the topic for the day but with the combined lack of sleep, it's only left me delirious. And as a special treat, i thought i'd entertain you by sharing a bollocky Show and Tell.

I'm sure it was not deliberate. And by the looks of it, it was quick and painless. But to add more draMA to this wannabe-murder mystery, i've decided to add a dash of 'soap opera' twist.

Ah dunno what happened!
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So, after a close examination, this itty, bitty gecko [not much longer than 4cm from snout to tail] hasn't even budged and has positioned itself vertically for at least the last week or so. I would have no idea how to check the gender, so since this is my story, i declare it a her.

*Insert one of those cheesy dramatic Bold & the Beautiful type melodies *

[MALE VOICE OVER]: ... And just as she is about to embark on her journey, Life draws out her final card but like a cruel joke, she is forced to accept that she...



"...canNOT make it!"


This modern day Indiana Jones character, leaps up off the ground and only narrowly misses it's imprint on the carpet surface by a size 38 rubber sole. A cruel twist of fate, allows a felt folio bag to accidently slam itself against that very section and instead of celebrating a freedom, the area has now been notorious for drive-by murders.


:: THE END ::



Seriously, how fucked up is that!? It's like Russian Roulette, one tends to forget how fragile ones' life really is until the very last moments and like a hit or miss kind of situation each time, one only hopes that Fate has dealt you decent cards.

Don't mind me... I know i'm talking all sorts of shit and is making all of this up [except for the dead gecko which is SERIOUSLY mummified against the bookshelf]. And yes! I am finding every excuse to avoid doing what i have to do and that is to get my arse back into gear and get back to work!

Monday, June 04, 2007

No! I'm not selling Viagra.

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Chrissie says: (11:51:11 AM)
huh????

Chrissie says: (11:51:13 AM)
noooooo

Chrissie says: (11:51:15 AM)
ahhaha

Chrissie says: (11:51:31 AM)
omg... someone has tried to use my name

Chrissie says: (11:51:42 AM)
maybe its a different christina

shadow® says: (11:51:50 AM)
that was selling viagra...

Chrissie says: (11:51:53 AM)
ahahah

Chrissie says: (11:51:56 AM)
uhhh no

Chrissie says: (11:51:58 AM)
omg

Chrissie says: (11:52:00 AM)
lol

shadow® says: (11:52:08 AM)
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Chrissie says: (11:52:24 AM)
omg

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shadow® says: (11:53:27 AM)
scared me... tot u r selling vigra now...

Chrissie says: (11:53:32 AM)
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i don't own a hotmail account

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Taking a step back.

I spent the early part of my day an emotional wreck. Wishing i was elsewhere and thoughts continued to flood through my bloated head. I much prefer feeling nothing, it makes me get on with my daily chores.

Maybe it's my hormones playing tricks on me. Is it possible my thyroid is playing up again? I'm very certain the press ad that i'm working on is not responsible for bringing on the water works. How sentimental can a property account be?

I admit, i didn't prepare myself for what i'd come home to. I thought i'd come back with a new vision on life and an appreciation for what i have. Instead i'm presented with dim lights and feeling more lost than ever.

I managed to convince myself that 'independence' meant doing things on my own. I tricked myself in thinking that being physically alone was my way of dealing with things. Believing that i didn't need anyone in my life after my break up. Blaming myself for everything that went wrong and that my issues were just a burden to others.

I was [THIS] close to messaging my ex. Not because i wanted to rekindle any burnt out flames. I just really missed having someone to talk to. I missed his company, his ability to make me laugh... his presence. But it's been so long, i didn't want to risk it.

Seriously, who wants to listen to miniscule issues and problems that don't concern them?

My one week away from my normal surroundings forced me to have a taste of a life i've never had. Just having a physical body around and the distant chatter down the hallway meant more to me than forcing on a conversation.

It is no wonder there are cases of aged individuals that die of loneliness surrounded by cats and smelling of piss. And as dramatic as that is, i can't help but look at my own life. Truth is, i'm far from being considered 'old', i own one cat and i have to clear out his litter.

I have less than a handful of individuals that i am at ease with and enjoy spending time with. In comparison to the bucket load of individuals that i am able to have small talk with; how's the weather, what have you been up to lately followed with general questions. Who are these people?

I know absolutely jack shit about them and i doubt they know much about me. I ride on a wave length separate from others. I don't think i'm a bad person, i just find it difficult sometimes. My only comfort is knowing that my journal is my best friend and my only therapy all rolled in one.

What happened to the girl that came 3rd in that dance competition and turned into an eager promoter? The same girl that smiles for every photo taken and the one that hides behind her alcoholic beverage each time she's out.

She's fading into the background...

Thursday, March 08, 2007

I FOUND IT!

Don't you hate it when you THINK you look high and low for something and can't find it, SOMEHOW it mysteriously appears!

For the past week i've been looking for my mini notebook with scribbled numbers from way back in early 2002. Even contacts from way back at uni. I thought i had lost it somewhere between my move from my previous area code to the present one.

But little did i know, the sneaky bugger was hiding under a bunch of pens in the very shoe box i was rummaging through yesterday.

And like many of my things that have somehow vanished i am convinced there is a pixie out there stealing my shit... ehehhe... don't worry, i'm COMPLETELY SOBER. [Now i wonder if she can conjure enough power to have missing money appear... *concentrates*]

Hmmmm... i think the coffee is doin' its' magic because i'm going slightly loopy. And because i'm such a nice neighbor, i won't switch on the vacuum at this godly hour.

Oh look at the time... 3 more hours til my wake up call. Which could mean technically i could get ONE full cycle of sleep. Question is, do i want to risk not waking up...