Like junk food i'm borderline of obsessed with Discovery's Home & Health on Channel 77.
I don't know what's worse, watching mothers pop out a baby the size of a watermelon through a hole the size of lemon or seeing flesh sliced, stretched and stuffed then watch fat being sucked out with a tube and collected in a container.
mmMMmmm... lovely.
I can't say i've experienced either so i can't say much. But then again, just because i haven't won a million dollars doesn't mean i wouldn't know how it might feel.
Seriously, at the rate that i'm going, not only will i develop a square arse from sitting on my toosh for most of the day but it won't be long until i start blending into my furniture and start memorising reruns instead of phone numbers.
Don't worry, i'll get my lazy arse back into the Dating World before it ends up completely flat and non-existent.
But before i go, i thought i'd share with you an invention i saw online...
Not only do the prototypes come in various colours and is a cheaper alternative to fixing a serious underbite but it even comes with a Richard Simmons work out head gear and curls!
SERIOUSLY... WHAT THE FUCK?
I don't know what's worse, watching mothers pop out a baby the size of a watermelon through a hole the size of lemon or seeing flesh sliced, stretched and stuffed then watch fat being sucked out with a tube and collected in a container.
mmMMmmm... lovely.
I can't say i've experienced either so i can't say much. But then again, just because i haven't won a million dollars doesn't mean i wouldn't know how it might feel.
Seriously, at the rate that i'm going, not only will i develop a square arse from sitting on my toosh for most of the day but it won't be long until i start blending into my furniture and start memorising reruns instead of phone numbers.
Don't worry, i'll get my lazy arse back into the Dating World before it ends up completely flat and non-existent.
But before i go, i thought i'd share with you an invention i saw online...
Not only do the prototypes come in various colours and is a cheaper alternative to fixing a serious underbite but it even comes with a Richard Simmons work out head gear and curls!
SERIOUSLY... WHAT THE FUCK?
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Should get me one of those bad boys...pimpin'!
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