The benefit of the worldwide web is one can Be, Act, Say anything they like behind a chosen name or character. And although i don't speak any other languages i have been known to pick up the random word here and there.
For example, Pisang = Banana in Bahasa Melayu. A well chosen handle for one particular MySpace user.
I mean seriously, if you're going to even bother to send X rated messages in the middle of the week, i strongly suggest the following; a] remember spellcheck/dictionary is YOUR FRIEND b] try not to use the copy + paste function... it lacks creativity c] and most importantly, if you're going to promise so much profanity, at least have the decency to add a picture to aid in the virtual affair HONEY.
Yes i am a visual person but in all honesty, the concept of cyber sex before lunch with an egg shaped head with no features does absolutely NOTHING for me. It is apparent that your mama taught you to use the magic word, "please"... so well done! But i have strong suspicions she has no idea how you're using it.
So on that note, i'd like to say Thanks but NO Thanks!
For example, Pisang = Banana in Bahasa Melayu. A well chosen handle for one particular MySpace user.
I mean seriously, if you're going to even bother to send X rated messages in the middle of the week, i strongly suggest the following; a] remember spellcheck/dictionary is YOUR FRIEND b] try not to use the copy + paste function... it lacks creativity c] and most importantly, if you're going to promise so much profanity, at least have the decency to add a picture to aid in the virtual affair HONEY.
Yes i am a visual person but in all honesty, the concept of cyber sex before lunch with an egg shaped head with no features does absolutely NOTHING for me. It is apparent that your mama taught you to use the magic word, "please"... so well done! But i have strong suspicions she has no idea how you're using it.
So on that note, i'd like to say Thanks but NO Thanks!
4 comments:
if anyone actually ever gets a phone number with messages like that i will personally give up dating for good cos obviously i have it all wrong HONEY. hahahahah
i wonder which friend of his told Pisang of this "great" idea....or heaven forbid he actually thought of it himself. either way its a good laugh in the mornin/afternoon for me...cheers duckie LMAO
I know rite!?
I've had some really funny arse messages but this one actually cracked me up. Too bad for them the most they'll get outta me is a 'delete'.
No worries chook, glad to be of service... ahahha.
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no, seriously, hahaha that was bloody funny! ah well hey at least, in response to ur prev post, this honey can still draw in the bees...but maybe not the right type haha!
ahahha... seriously, its funny as fuck. Yea NOT so much into the hot session and bumb honey. Perhaps he should learn a few new pet names... for starters he can go to... http://www.artifacting.com/blog/2006/10/03/affectionate-cute-pet-nicknames/
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