DJ Soft Cock/Agro turns 26

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Dearest Kenneth aka DJ Soft Cock/Agro,

Whether i was just the raver in Melbourne way back in 2002, the mutual friend or the pimpstress for Bass Agents and HardSequence, all i can say is it's been a great ride.

You may be the first to crack the whip if i'm just a few minutes late to set up the HardSequence presales. You may even get super agro if you receive prank calls especially when you're trying to sleep. And so what if you're the "Soft Cock" when it comes to partying hard.

But that's what makes you... special. You know there's LOVE. And at the end of the day, i'm glad to have you as a friend.

And although we don't chat as often as we used to, that doesn't mean i've forgotten. So BOSS here's wishing you a sexilicious birthday and a less stressful 26th year ahead!

Much love and summersaults,
Chrissie... xox