Saturday, July 08, 2006

Blank

Last night ended up at Ruums for the 7aste event featuring Francis Cobb. Arrived early with Lainey cause she had to get to work. The deal was if one is a 7aste member, he or she can bring 7 other friends and they'll receive a bottle of Chivas... NICE!

Saw Chook at the front and bumped into Terri and her friends. Sandy was there promoting for Mild Seven and was handing out forms for people to fill out... i swear i've filled out that card so many times and still i don't receive any SMS' for their events. Anyway, there was a group of guys who needed one more person in order to qualify for the bottle. So Terri and i said, we didn't mind jumping in with them.

Fine. By the time we handed over our filled out cards... the group of guys disappeared and so did that bottle... hmmmph. Well it was free... so i can't really complain.

The club was all decked up and for those of you who went to the Tiesto Pit Party at KLIA, well it was like a miniature version of that. I didn't have a camera with me, so unfortunately could not take pics... so i will attempt to steal some from others [thanks Eric].


However, they did have those girls walking around with polaroid cameras and we did manage to get one pic taken prior to being completely fucked. Here it is...

And again...
No talking
~ Courtesy of Terri

Chook was kind enough to give me his beer coupons, so i ordered a bucket and drank 3 out of 5 of the bottles. Then managed to scam some of the Chivas from Terri's friend... hey man, it was free. And boy, did that bottle go down fast. Eventually the others arrived and was chit chatted with random people.

Rodent ran off to the hammock and i eventually trotted off in that direction at some point during the night...

Valley of the Boobies...
~ Courtesy of Terri

Anyway, 3 beers + 5 whiskey waters later [or possibly more] i was busy chatting to random people that i hadn't seen in ages. Ended up bumping into my ex-Finance director from my ex-company... and we had a bit of a chat and to clear up some rumors that i had heard. INTERESTING.

I also saw the birthday twins and was happily hugging them and wishing them all sorts. Staav and ling ling chicken wing rawked up too but i was busy chit chatting to all sorts of people and keeping my whiskey + water company.

But this is when it gets a bit fuzzy...

At one point during the night i had bumped into a bunch of people, can't remember who. And they offered me a drink... so me and my intoxicated self... said yea, sure no worries. And chit chatted about something.

I don't remember what happened but the next thing i know i was in the bathroom and then it's all blank.

I am convinced that my drink got spiked with something. I am fully capable of handling my liquor and very rarely get completely slaughtered. I don't remember leaving the club or how i actually left. But i know that Chook brought me back. And according to Terri the only people to see me completely fucked was Chook, herself and the bouncer.

GREAT... i am so hoping i didn't make a right fuckhead of myself cause next weekend i have to work at the door for presales.

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But i just got off the phone with Lainey and apparently i had spewed numerous times whilst in the carpark.... mmm that's attractive! She had also driven me back home but i refused to wake up, so she ended up driving me back to her place whilst i slipped deeper into my subconscious. By around 5am, Chook dropped by her place and drove me home.

DAMAGE: I wake up around 11am, with a graze on my right leg [possibly from me walking into the side of my bed]. A small bruise on the top part of my wrist, a bruised left knee and a cut on my index finger. And i have no idea how or when i got them... [actually i do but that's just my unco side of me].

NOTE TO ONESELF: Don't except drinks from randoms!

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HUGE THANKS TO LAINEY, GOATBOI, CHOOK & TERRI for taking care of me last night!

PS... Lainey please don't be mad, i promise i'll try and refrain from taking drinks from strangers and wandering off in the club on my own... yes i have a tendancy to mingle and disappear.

11 comments:

Ms. Redd said...

first off...
Ling Ling Chicken Wing sounds like a flowery name for a "siu kai yek" in a Chinese Restaurant in Chinatown Brooklyn or something..... hahahah

secondly...
tell that Lainey person i wanna see that cleavage video...
hahaha

winkris said...

Yea, i have no idea how he got that nickname but it cracks me up everytime i hear it... Apparently Ling is his surname...

YES... i'll remind the lainey person to show you that Valley of the Boobies video [it's not as pornographic as it sounds]... ahhaha... she's sooooOoooo gonna kill me for saying that... ehhehe.

Anonymous said...

Teresa V aka Terri aka Rodent:
Well the bump and bruises came from you falling over 4 times, and me unfortunately not being able to catch you in time... Lay off unwanted drinks from unwanted people.. to the spikers out there, spike urselves!

winkris said...

Ello rodent...

woooOooooh... well cheers for attempting to catch me. Yea man... not good not good... i'm fuckin' unco as it is... seriously.

laineylashes said...

i'll get around to kicking you hard in your hooches first for not taking your mommy's advise of "don't talk to strangers" & "don't accept things from strangers" before appointing MYSELF to constantly nail it into your lil royal sillyness head just so that it doesn't happen again. it MUST NOT happen again..!!

then i'll kick you hard again for promoting my video [that does not exist!! :D].

iya..i'm just glad that you were in safe hands. you monsta spewer you ;o)

**huggggggggg**
juice/fruits & water, babe..!!

**love love**

winkris said...

wooOoooh... *yells ABUSE ABUSE*

You know resulting to violence will not solve the situation madame... it's all good.

I won't say Never but yea, i'll be more cautious mom.

I swear spewing does wonders. No wonder there's so many bulimics around the world.

*huggles bubbles*

Ms. Redd said...

vee-dee-ohhhhh!!!!!
:p

if she kicks u for pimpin' it...i try to catch la ok..haha
no promises though

foon said...

chrissie, you just never learnt your lesson! *kasbish* even your so called 'friends' spiked your drinks before..please don't give your trust to people so easily, ok?

you take care, alright! huggles*

winkris said...

yes i knoooOOoooow miss foonicles *throws head down in shame*

*huggles bubbles* you take care too.

Anonymous said...

Valley of Boobies!! i swear i looks like its spilling out even though I thought I've lost it all... ahhh you posted it and now I'm uncovered..

Shy Shy... nvrmind, let the boobies shine and let the men whine... muahahahhhaa

Winkris you rock, next time, lets just get wasted on the hammock.. was so much more comfy wasn't it?

winkris said...

rodent: Hey man, the valley of the boobies had to be revealed. It's not like the men hasn't seen them... *prepares for the ice throwing challenge* ehehhe...

Honey, you can lie on the hammock and i'll find refuge on those hanging chairs... those hammocks are well scarey!