Thursday, October 19, 2006

Back to the Thorn.

TheThornInMyArse Project is back! And not only do i have to finish laying it out but i have to come up with a super duper fantabulous concept for this Annual Report and the first 30 odd pages are due after the Raya Holiday. AND i JUST found out that my boss will be away tomorrow, which means i won't be able to show him anything before i go on leave. Fuck. But then again, i gotta thank technology for the internet and email.

He's asked me to show him my ideas twice already this week but i've been heaps busy with my other two jobs [the editing of existing panels and TheThornInMyArse Project] and said i haven't had time to work on that job. So not only am i freaking out because he said i'm running out of time but if i don't show him, he'll pull me off the job. OH NO! *prays she doesn't get fired*

So instead of consoling Smooks [who is now at home] probably disorientated. I'm still in the office and *looks around* everyone has gone home. But i intend to finish this pain in the arse job and have it printed before i leave this office tonight/morning. Reason why i'm not working at home is because i haven't got the right software installed but never mind.

Back to kitty's first visit to the vet. The fur ball was in the carrier for a good 5 hours [minus a few minutes here and there where i let him crawl all over me]. It was 2.25pm and had i known the vet's lunch break was from 1pm-3pm, i wouldn't have chain smoked and looked like i was homeless.

3pm. I enter and fill out the card. Then the million dollar question comes up, so is Smooks a boy or girl? And to be honest i wasn't 100% sure. The SPCA did say it was a HE. But then i read somewhere, that sometimes it's difficult to check the sex of a kitten because those bits that are meant to be outside of the body were not at the mercy of gravity.

So after getting the full check up: being pricked by a needle to check for any nasty surprises. Then having a cold instrument shoved up the arse, which then moved onto being injected with a foreign liquid: vaccination and not forgetting having it's private parts looked at.


It is confirmed, MISTER Smooks is a mixed breed, is in good health and weighs in at 0.7kg.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

so it's still a shemale? or? :o\ lolol
my poor neice/nephew :( no balls and nipples but a BOY apparently. it's like the movie "the crying game".

kinda.

winkris said...

SHHHHHhHhhhHhhhushush!

And no it's not like the crying game because well... ummm... CURRENTLY i don't see nuffink *cries* =p