Ships and Condensed Rice everywhere.

So my spur of the moment getaway was good fun. The drive there was interesting since neither Chook nor i knew where the hotel was but the town wasn't so big and it couldn't be too hard to find. The only thing that was difficult was by the time we got there both of us were busting to go to the bathroom and we managed to get lost.

"Just go straiiiiiight" is what Goatboi said.

And we hit a major cross road. The countdown for the traffic light was at least 60 seconds and let me tell ya, it was the longest one minute ever! We continued straight and ended up at a round about [which he forgot to mention so we turned]. We're traveling down the lane thinking if i don't see a hotel anywhere soon, i'm going to piss my pants.

We kept ourselves busy by humming random tunes alongside PHD's October CD.

Llama: "You'll see a ship on the right hand side"
Me: "A What!?"

After seeing several churches and buildings eventually we got the hotel. And before the car could even stop, i swung open the door and bolted through the lobby in search for the loo. It was like the gates of heaven opened when i saw the female icon on the door.

Waited in the lobby as Supastar, DJ Agro and DramaQueen were pulling up. Ended up that MissChiliPadi came along too. They checked in and we made our way upstairs and this was when we found out we got a connecting room to Goatboi and LlamaLlama's room.

A quick change and we headed over to the club. DJ Ben Cracko managed to warm up the crowd and surprisingly there were quite a number of KL faces/supporters. The night was filled with bottles of Carlsberg and somehow or rather Chook and MissTourGuide scored free Vodkas.

I was in charge of being the paparazzi for the night and ended up taking various shots of the night [which so happens to be on Supastar's camera]. By the time the boys came on, the clubbers were well hyped up and dancing/bouncin' around. I... was busy attending to my beer and camwhoring.

The night ended and we all headed back to the hotel. MissChiliPadi and Supastar wanted to sleep so we chilled in the next room and watched some dodgy tv. MissChiliPadi mumbled something and passed me the door key and tried to close the door. And in my drunken state, i was confused and wedged a shoe to keep the door open and put the key back into the room.

Soon after the door closed along with the key INSIDE the room. So i guess that meant that we weren't sleeping there... all our things were in there. Next thing i knew i passed out and it was morning.

We checked out and MissTourGuide took us to some satay place that boasts great pork satay. Where they all stuffed themselves silly. And we jumped back in the car to go to some Chicken Rice Ball place. And how DJ Agro and Chook nicely put it... i went there to eat condensed rice and cucumbers [yes, i'm vegetarian] but seriously, i wasn't that hungry.

As we made our journey back to the car, we were distracted by these massive mud skippers... half fish/half land creatures... huge muthafuckers that slithered across the ground. And like a bunch of tourists we ooOooooed and ahhhhhhed each time one popped its' head above the ground.

A quick pit stop was made cause the girls wanted to go shopping. I stayed in the car and took random photos of things.

We eventually made our way back to KL where i had to decide whether i wanted to head to Cameron Highlands since Chook was going to meet up with some mates. I decided not to go in the end and passed out as it poured down with rain while we were crawling on the highway. And just before we reached my apartment i woke up. Made my way upstairs and was welcomed home by Smooks.

Ended up crashing on the couch and fell in a very deep sleep.