There are thousands of names in the world and what makes one better over another is usually based on personal preference. Does one choose the obvious and pick the typical name found on those souvenir license plates or keychains? Or does one pick a name based on the characteristics of the no-named being/thing?
No, i'm not picking out names for my unborn future child. I was trying to come up with a name for my sexxxy MacBook. Rather than the christened Macintosh HD name given by the factory, i needed something that fit its' personality. Decisions, decisions...
So browsing through sites... i came across this one blog and the reasons for choosing the chosen name was hilarious! Check out Vagina. Makes me wanna call my computer Cunt... as crude as it sounds, i don't think i could bring myself to saying to my computer technician, "Excuse me, my Cunt is giving me problems, do you think you can help me?" OR COULD I? Without it sounding like a cheezy 80's porn flick.
But i am seriously considering renaming MattEbony [Matte because of her smooth, seductive appearance and Ebony because of the obvious]. Cunt sounds so in your face and direct... it's so dirty... ehehhe... one could look at it in so many ways... ahahha.
No, i'm not picking out names for my unborn future child. I was trying to come up with a name for my sexxxy MacBook. Rather than the christened Macintosh HD name given by the factory, i needed something that fit its' personality. Decisions, decisions...
So browsing through sites... i came across this one blog and the reasons for choosing the chosen name was hilarious! Check out Vagina. Makes me wanna call my computer Cunt... as crude as it sounds, i don't think i could bring myself to saying to my computer technician, "Excuse me, my Cunt is giving me problems, do you think you can help me?" OR COULD I? Without it sounding like a cheezy 80's porn flick.
But i am seriously considering renaming MattEbony [Matte because of her smooth, seductive appearance and Ebony because of the obvious]. Cunt sounds so in your face and direct... it's so dirty... ehehhe... one could look at it in so many ways... ahahha.
2 comments:
call it puki..only malaysians would know its cunt. Black puki so then ..you can say to your technician.. please have a look at my black puki..it seems to be going haywire...xt
Yes i know THAT word.
And seeing that i am STILL in malaysia and i will probably be getting a local technician to look at it... maybe not. But i can pretend to be innocent :)
But the word itself reminds me of a japanese cute cartoon character, in fact, i imagine a manga character with a little school uniform and she's called PUKI... [yes i live in the gutter].
aahahha...
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